Possibility of Being Loved by a Woman

There are possibly thousands and million that show the chance getting hit by a woman love. At least there are various examples shows us it is possible. Also if we can talk about a probability of something it tends to move away from zero point. Absolute impossibility of probability gives us a value points zero. Thus, we can comment on women’s tendency on being first in emotional relation is not impossible. However we can say that numeric value of their love is approximating from positive infinite to zero. Moreover, it may be like that. We can limit it to values between zero and one. Actually, it means a very little chance of hit on by a woman. It is kinda period that they usually get used to love the man. This directs us to another point which is Fog of War Paradox. As you can understand, woman behaviour in an emotional circumstance cannot be understood until you are brave enough to confess your love. All your drawbacks, anxiety and concerns about being frustrated and disappointed come true. There is no such a method to avoid these realities. You have to face with these if you fall in love and decided to tell her everything, at least something. Under the lights of things that I have mentioned above, you cannot be loved by a woman unless woman is your mother, aunt, grandparent or so on.

Schizophrenic Interviews

This week we have guest from Bilkent News. Bloodmoney is new columnist of the paper this year and he attracted the attention by his tales. We met him in guardhouse of the main campus and he answered the questions frankly.

Interviewer - How did you start acting?

Bloodmoney – My grandfather said me one thing. “History is written by the victor”. I do not forget this. It is a kind of maxim of life.

I – What do you think about last season of Lost? Do you have any predictions?

B – Oh, sorry! What is “Lost”?

I – You commented on the incidents were broken out last derby game. It was heavily criticised.

B – “If I say something, I know something” (Bitir, F. , 1999).

I – Radio-Television Supreme Board banned commercial that you showed up. Nowadays people talk about mature content may be in television. Should it be limited, banned completely or allowed totally for broadcasting?

B – “You cannot be a hero, if you think how does it end” said by an ancient determinist.

I – What is your favourite TV show?

B – Şebnem Kısaparmak shares the life.

I – Do you have Facebook or twitter account?

B – I do not use Facebook, it is waste of time. However, I am the person whose name is Slavoj Zizek in twitter.

I – What about your world view?

B – I am zealot Socialist Totalitarian.

I – Can we say Bloodmoney is religious?

B – Yes, I am a fan of Boca Juniors.

I – What kind of music genre represents you well?

B – Ankara oyun havaları. (Ankara regional folk music)

I – If you win the lottery what would you like to do?

B – I will take sea to Ankara.

I – What are 3 things that you take when you are castaway?

B – Marx, Engels, Lenin.

I – How is marriage going on?

B – I lost my wife 3 days ago.

I – Oh, sorry I did not know that.

I – Which book did you read last?

B – Konu Anlatımlı Kimya Soru Bankası. (Practice book for Chemistry with lecturing).

I - Which movie did you watch last?

B – Charlie bit my finger. That represents well the paradox of urban siblings and their cognitive dissonance.

I – We know that you are fierce fan of Bilkent Judges. How does it start?

B – When I was a little child, they come to the city we lived. My father took me to the stadium to watch their matches. One day, receiver gave me his jersey. Everything started one day later.

I – Thank you very much Blood. It was a great talk. We are grateful for reserving your time.

B – Okay, get out. I should have written my report. I will get an F.

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2

"This is for the record: History is written by the victor. History is filled with liars. If he lives, and we die, his truth becomes written - and ours is lost. Shepherd will be a hero. Because all you need to change the world is one good lie and a river of blood. He's about to complete the greatest trick a liar ever played on history. His truth will be the truth. But only if he lives, and we die."

Captain Price

Odour, simit and street

“An odour can triggers many things to brain” said professor. “You may remember a scene from your childhood or a specific moment in your life. However, as you know human cannot digitalise it yet”. “What do you mean by digitalise, professor?” said young man. “When you hear a pipe, you can record it, or when you see a beautiful view, you can shot. But you cannot do these for an odour that is appetitive”. After this answer, boy starts to think. A lot of memory realised in his mind. He remembered different odours and their remembrance. One of them is about new washed apartment. It keeps on corridors until floor dries up. It is definite and specific scent and he can define when he smells. And her scent... How can he forget it?

Boy bites a part from simit, while its odour is covering the room. It is weird that this kind of simple food's taste is good.

Class is dismissed. Girl got down the stairs and headed out to crowd. She moved through the seller and bought a simit. She bit it, chewed it, and swallowed. It was delicious, but everyday eating simit is unbearable. In a short moment, she thinks that she will never eat it again. Obviously she is not aware the saying “eat big bite, do not speak highly”. A sip is taken from orange juice.

I want to talk about things that peculiar to Ankara. One of them is weather which I point out in my last article. Moreover I will continue to tell about the weather. The second one is simit. At the very beginning of my life simit has a part. This dark, crispy, sesame thing is very powerful. It is filling,tasty and cheap. However, sadly and unfortunately you cannot find this out of Ankara. Thus you have possibly these kind of memories, if you live in Ankara. Having memories also means you walked a lot and saw many nice streets. Streets are the third one. If you cruise around the city, you may discover great places like Ayrancı, Esat, Kavaklıdere and Bahçelievler. Nice, green and silent streets are waiting for you. You can buy a simit and invite a good friend(it is optional). Walk long time. Do not worry about time. Smell the street, bite the simit. After long time you will remember these, not just some exam, project or rude man in copy line. At a moment, you feel that you love Ankara. You may remember a scene from your childhood or a specific moment in your life just by a scent. On the other hand we cannot keep it in our digital media devices.

“I just notice that there is a girl's shade on me. Maybe she is watching me. She comes to near. Now I can recognise her. Her scent, that is totally a sign, she is here. Then her face appeared behind the shade.

I said her I love you. Her response bemused me. She had not any time and she thanks to me.”