Schizophrenic Interviews

This week we have guest from Bilkent News. Bloodmoney is new columnist of the paper this year and he attracted the attention by his tales. We met him in guardhouse of the main campus and he answered the questions frankly.

Interviewer - How did you start acting?

Bloodmoney – My grandfather said me one thing. “History is written by the victor”. I do not forget this. It is a kind of maxim of life.

I – What do you think about last season of Lost? Do you have any predictions?

B – Oh, sorry! What is “Lost”?

I – You commented on the incidents were broken out last derby game. It was heavily criticised.

B – “If I say something, I know something” (Bitir, F. , 1999).

I – Radio-Television Supreme Board banned commercial that you showed up. Nowadays people talk about mature content may be in television. Should it be limited, banned completely or allowed totally for broadcasting?

B – “You cannot be a hero, if you think how does it end” said by an ancient determinist.

I – What is your favourite TV show?

B – Şebnem Kısaparmak shares the life.

I – Do you have Facebook or twitter account?

B – I do not use Facebook, it is waste of time. However, I am the person whose name is Slavoj Zizek in twitter.

I – What about your world view?

B – I am zealot Socialist Totalitarian.

I – Can we say Bloodmoney is religious?

B – Yes, I am a fan of Boca Juniors.

I – What kind of music genre represents you well?

B – Ankara oyun havaları. (Ankara regional folk music)

I – If you win the lottery what would you like to do?

B – I will take sea to Ankara.

I – What are 3 things that you take when you are castaway?

B – Marx, Engels, Lenin.

I – How is marriage going on?

B – I lost my wife 3 days ago.

I – Oh, sorry I did not know that.

I – Which book did you read last?

B – Konu Anlatımlı Kimya Soru Bankası. (Practice book for Chemistry with lecturing).

I - Which movie did you watch last?

B – Charlie bit my finger. That represents well the paradox of urban siblings and their cognitive dissonance.

I – We know that you are fierce fan of Bilkent Judges. How does it start?

B – When I was a little child, they come to the city we lived. My father took me to the stadium to watch their matches. One day, receiver gave me his jersey. Everything started one day later.

I – Thank you very much Blood. It was a great talk. We are grateful for reserving your time.

B – Okay, get out. I should have written my report. I will get an F.